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One of the funniest 10 minutes ever produced by a guy and two robots.
“Captured pilots are paraded before the citizens. Women are excited by seeing the word ‘member’”.
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Stop remaking classic, good movies. And then, stop remaking classic, bad movies, like Logan’s Run. It was a Simpson’s joke, for the love of god. Let it be.
Singer says Logan’s Run script almost finished

With the Olympics *yaaaawn* going on, it seemed fitting that today’s Ask Yahoo question was “Who was the ‘agony of defeat’ guy?” Remember him, the poor dude who fell just as he was leaving the ski jump ramp? Apparently, so did lots of other people.
Check out the answer to the question.

More a meatbal with chipotle sauce, actually. Haven’t tried these, but am looking forward to it.
Simply Recipes: Chipotle Meatballs Recipe

“Let’s be fair. Whether it’s five, 10, 15, 20 years from now, the concept of driving to the store to buy a plastic disc with data on it and driving back and popping it in the drive will be ridiculous,” Moore said. “We’ll tell our grandchildren that and they’ll laugh at us.” - Microsoft VP [...]

All my tax documents are in and I’m ready to get filing. Gotta get the software, right? So, after the craptastic DRM that TurboTax decided to put in their software a while back, I’ve been a customer of H&R Block. Decent reputation, solid software. I head over to the site, find the federal and state [...]

From the ever entertaining Sploid comes the woeful tale of East Grand Rapids kids gone bad. Or normal, depending on your perspective.
Sploid: ‘Our kids drink? Do something!’
A hilariously appropraite title considering East GR is full of a) rich people, b) drugs, and c) rich people who do drugs. I can’t tell you the number [...]