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Under what is quite possibly the stupidest headline ever written by Wired (”Who Shall We Kill Tonight”) is the story about the AP-AOL Games poll that showed 40% of adult Americans play video games. Now, aside from the obviously vested interest in inflating that number, why is this such a surprise? The article’s example is [...]

Barry Bonds is one homerun away from tying Babe Ruth for all career homers. It couldn’t have happened to a bigger asshole. Bonds is the epitome of everything wrong with baseball: inflated salary, no respect for team or teammates, alleged drug use, and a dick to fans.
Case in point, HR 713. It’s the perfect [...]

Man With Prosthetic Legs, Deaf Man Brawl

I know it’s a complete cliche to link to The Onion, but damn is week’s issue funny.
NASA Announces Plan To Launch $700 Million Into Space
Can we get the writers from The Onion to hook up with Stephen Colbert and produce some sort of Ubersarcastic Media/Current Affairs Boffin with which to lay waste to all [...]

Anyone know of a salvage company in the area? I’m looking for old, solid, wooden doors and some angled steel with mounts (to be used as legs for a table). Email or post in the comments.
Thanks!

The reason everyone in the blogosphere loves Stephen Colbert’s presentation at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner is because we’re laughing, with him, at you. A comedian just took you to task for not doing your job. Might be something in that you should look into.
See it on YouTube
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Salon has a full-length but [...]