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TwitterThe Jokes Write Themselves Dept.
19 Dec 2007 No Comments
The American Cornhole Association. For real, but not what you think (you dirty, filthy minded person you). When you’re done getting your gear, head over the Cornhole Party.
You Don't Say
12 Dec 2007 No Comments
in Made Me Laugh, Uhm... yeah Tags: grammar, silliness, training
For the love of… seriously? No wonder I can’t understand the email I receive.
Creation Museum Report
30 Nov 2007 No Comments
Epic review of the Creation Museum, the nauseating edifice to the Creation “story”. With it’s accompanying photo gallery, the review of the Creation Museum is scathing, pointed, and hilarious all at once. Even Christians should be laughing at the absurdity of the assertions put out at this place. To wit:
But seriously, the ability to just come out and put on a placard that the Jurassic era is temporally contiguous with the Fifth Dynasty of the Old Kingdom of Egypt — well, there’s a word for that, and that word is chutzpah. Because, look, that’s something you really have to sell if you want anyone to buy it. It’s one thing to say to people that God directly created the dinosaurs and that they lived in the Garden of Eden. It’s another thing to suggest they lived long enough to harass the Minoans, and do it with a straight face. It’s horseshit, pure and simple, but that’s not to suggest I can’t admire the hucksterism.
Thanks to titled: some amusing blog pun for the article tip. (Aren’t neighbor-y people great for info?)
Ask Reddit: What's your favourite joke?
23 Nov 2007 No Comments
Some are a little off-colour, but I like these (disclaimer: I’m Dutch-descended)
Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two Dutchmen fighting over a penny
Q: What does a Dutchmen do when The Netherlands win the soccer world cup? A: He turns off his playstation
1776 – As Made by the people who brought you "300"
04 Nov 2007 No Comments
in Made Me Laugh, Video
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Also, the Adult Swim video website rocks your world.
Nad Shot
23 Oct 2007 No Comments
in Entertainment, Made Me Laugh Tags: comics, funny, nads
Juvenile? Yep. Borderline stupi? Yep. Made me chuckle? You better believe it.
A blog devoted to scenes in comic books where someone is getting a shot to the nads.
The meme that will not die
01 Oct 2007 No Comments
You’ve heard of LOLCATS. You’ve heard of I Can Has Cheezburger. You may even have heard of LOLPRESIDENT (epic Fark thread).
Now, there is HALOCATS. If you haven’t played Halo 3, this will not be funny.
The Internet, opiate for the masses.
A huge page of Monty Python videos
29 Sep 2007 No Comments
in Entertainment, Made Me Laugh, Video
Say goodbye to your Saturday.
The Beer Prayer
23 Sep 2007 No Comments
in Beer, Made Me Laugh
Our Lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will br drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill
Against us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager,
For ever and ever,
Barmen.
(courtesy of StumbleUpon and Office Humor).
I swear this is the last one
09 Jul 2007 2 Comments
Yes, LOLCATS is played out. Yes, they’re likely cliche at this point. But this made me chuckle and that’s good enough to post.
