http://youknowwhatpart.com Simplicity of character is the natural result of profound thought – William Hazlitt Tue, 15 Jul 2008 02:18:12 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en This is satire. It's also ham-fisted (thanks J--) and stupid for a cover, but satire nonetheless. If When you encounter someone who thinks it's prescient or insightful or whatever, you have my permission to smack them upside their idiotic skull*. 'Grats to the New Yorker for the best attention whoring ... http://youknowwhatpart.com/archives/1152 Already more than halfway through this list; picked up Slaughterhouse 5 at a booksale this weekend for $.50. 32 Sci-Fi Novels You Should Read | How To Split An Atom http://youknowwhatpart.com/archives/1150 However, unlike any marriages on my list, the real, legal and actual same-sex marriages in California are in danger of being destroyed by people who aren’t actually in them. There is no initiative on the California November ballot to “protect” marriage from already-married Creed fans or Pepsi drinkers. There will ... http://youknowwhatpart.com/archives/1149 "I refuse to be lectured on national security by people who are responsible for the most disastrous set of foreign policy decisions in the recent history of the United States. The other side likes to use 9/11 as a political bludgeon. Well, let's talk about 9/11. And there's a lot more. ... http://youknowwhatpart.com/archives/1148 I just HAVE to make this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbd4waOSpok http://youknowwhatpart.com/archives/1147 Firefox 3 drops today and Mozilla is trying to set a world record for downloads in one day. I've been using the release candidates for about a month now and really like some of the new features like bookmark tagging and the download manager. Grab your copy today, but not yet ... http://youknowwhatpart.com/archives/1146 Thanks Google, this is a very welcome addition to Reader. http://youknowwhatpart.com/archives/1143 I won't even try to summarize this, just go read the BoingBoing post or the Talking Points Memo post. Yeah, that exactly the kind of crazy we need in the White House. http://youknowwhatpart.com/archives/1142 Status update includes the words "God, family, Dutch, coupon," or "homosexual". Misspelled  interests which include "religioun, privalege" or obscene amounts of exclamation points. Profile picture is of the newest child, the latest death, church steeple, or deer head. Education includes a high school with the word "Christan" or county name in title. Current job ... http://youknowwhatpart.com/archives/1141 (with apologies to anyone who actually can code) function toViewOrNotToView (seeFilmInTheatre) { int fanboi = 0; int literalism = 1; int alteredState = 0; int mentalAcuity = 1; //note, we can't let mentalAcuity dip below 1 to operate machinery safely if (fanboi == 1 && alteredState ==1) { return 1; fanboi--; mentalAcuity--; } elseif (fanboi ==0 && alteredState == 1) { return 1; alteredstate ... http://youknowwhatpart.com/archives/1140