Confluence!

I don’t even know if that’s a word. But this story has all the elements of a classic West Michigan story; 2nd-tier University, Lowell, and rednecks.

Raychel Swift was driving back to Lowell Friday afternoon when her pet boa constrictor, Mr. Cracker Basket Sassy Pants, sneaked out of a pillowcase and slithered its way into the car’s dashboard.

Take that Florida. Mr. Cracker Basket Sassy Pants. Man, I need to find a dealer around here.

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