Says Ann Arbor’s Sourvell, “Students are horrible, disgusting. Their rooms smell. They live together like rabbits in a warren. They eat and sleep together. They have beer fights, and they don’t make their beds.”
What a brilliant business move in a town that is one quarter (that’s 25%, Mr. Surovell) students. It’s a good thing no students ever stay here, become community members, or buy houses.
The most ironic part about this? If he’d replaced “students” with any other minority, the students couldn’t have gotten their poster board stapled to a stick fast enough. Hmm.. maybe he does know something about this community.
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