Email + Dance Dance Revolution = dancing through your email? Note to the Washington Department of Health. Please visit One Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA 98052 (link to map) and inspect the cafeterias and common areas of the buildings on this campus as an apparent outbreak of some as-yet-unknown contaminant is affecting thousands of workers at this address. Symptoms include delusional behavior, irrational thought patterns, and monopolistic business practices. Highly recommend a Vistectomy and/or application of Ointment SX. Research also indicates that exposure to other interests, such as Origami, may be helpful in recovery.