Below is the complete text of an email I received today.
Subject: Grass
The most urine-resistant grasses tend to be Perennial Ryegrasses and Fescues
You can usually get mixtures of those seeds to sow in the spring.
This is to close a loop on a tangental comments from 5 days ago. It took me a second to remember that conversation, which really made the email funny on the first read.
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