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"Let us think the unthinkable, Let us do the undoable, Let us prepare to grapple with ineffable itself, And see if we may not eff it after all." Douglas Adams

Fart Filter: Doctor Recommended – Flatulence Deodorizer

Fart Filter: Doctor Recommended – Flatulence Deodorizer(tm)… Quote: “Take Back Your Life Again! No Need to Remain Trapped in Your Home! Now you can go out in public without fear of embarrassment due to the odour of excessive intestinal gas: Flatulence – caused by any reason or condition! Say Goodbye to malodorous gas – permanently! This material is proven in Gulf Combat! Lives depend on it!”
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Gratuitously stolen from monochrom