I know quoting The Onion is low-level slogging, but this is so damn funny, I laughed out loud.
Alabama State Senator Hank Erwin, one of the hundreds of emotional guests at Bush’s $5,000-a-plate dinner, proposed a toast, saying, “If I may paraphrase the words of Dr. Martin Luther King… ‘I am free at last, free at last—thank God almighty, I’m free at last to stop thinking about civil rights.’”
And the sad thing is, someone out there will believe this.