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"Let us think the unthinkable, Let us do the undoable, Let us prepare to grapple with ineffable itself, And see if we may not eff it after all." Douglas Adams

How to Identify a potential Facebook friend from West Michigan

  • Status update includes the words “God, family, Dutch, coupon,” or “homosexual”.
  • Misspelled  interests which include “religioun, privalege” or obscene amounts of exclamation points.
  • Profile picture is of the newest child, the latest death, church steeple, or deer head.
  • Education includes a high school with the word “Christan” or county name in title.
  • Current job contains the words “farm”, “pastor”, “shift”, or “laid off”.
  • The person’s last name contains vowel combinations pronounceable only by descendants f Central-Northern Europeans.
  • Attended either of the following colleges: Hope, Calvin, Western, or Grand Valley.