Is there an undeclared Stupid Headline Contest going on?

Seriously, headlines don’t have to be Pulitzer-worthy, but at least try.

Heavy people may collapse more in heat – Yahoo! News

Up next:

Anorexics weigh less, drift in wind
Cancer is bad, cure to be discussed
Computers are getting faster, used by “nurds”

For any Farkers out there, please forward Ric Romero‘s number.