OMG, Teh Funneh!

I know it’s a complete cliche to link to The Onion, but damn is week’s issue funny.

NASA Announces Plan To Launch $700 Million Into Space

Can we get the writers from The Onion to hook up with Stephen Colbert and produce some sort of Ubersarcastic Media/Current Affairs Boffin with which to lay waste to all legacy media systems? Please?

Of course, there’s always the classics.

Clinton Deploys Very Special Forces to Iraq