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  • Why the semantic web is a pipe dream

    This article on Metacrap is a quick and dirty reasoning about why this renewed talk about the “Semantic web” is a load of, well, metacrap. It’s a business, people, and all they want to do is sell you something. If this brilliant idea were remotely achievable, it would have happened already. There are no tools we don’t have that are fundamentally stopping a world of meta-meaningfulness.

    I’m looking at you, tech writers. Content management is all about metadata. This is a must read for every tech writer, even you crotchety ones.

    2.3 People are stupid
    Even when there’s a positive benefit to creating good metadata, people steadfastly refuse to exercise care and diligence in their metadata creation.
    Take eBay: every seller there has a damned good reason for double-checking their listings for typos and misspellings. Try searching for “plam” on eBay. Right now, that turns up nine typoed listings for “Plam Pilots.” Misspelled listings don’t show up in correctly-spelled searches and hence garner fewer bids and lower sale-prices. You can almost always get a bargain on a Plam Pilot at eBay.
    The fine (and gross) points of literacy — spelling, punctuation, grammar — elude the vast majority of the Internet’s users. To believe that J. Random Users will suddenly and en masse learn to spell and punctuate — let alone accurately categorize their information according to whatever hierarchy they’re supposed to be using — is self-delusion of the first water.

  • The Morning After

    Yep.

    I voted for George Bush.
    I am not a redneck.
    I do not spend my days watching cars race around a track, drinking cheap beer and slapping my woman on the ass.
    I am not a bible thumper. In fact, I am an atheist.
    I am not a homophobe.
    I am educated beyond the fifth grade. In fact, I am college educated.
    I am not stupid. Not by any stretch of facts.
    I do not bomb abortion clinics.

    You will not be thrown in jail for the sole reason of being a liberal.
    Your child’s public school will not suddenly turn into a center for Christian brainwashing.
    Your favorite bookstore will not turn into puritan central.

    This is not Nazi Germany in any way.
    You will not be forced into concentration camps.
    You will not be burned in human-sized ovens because of your religion.
    We will not be forced to wear uniforms and march in line every day.
    You will not live in fear.
    If you think this is a country in which you have to live in fear, I have some friends in Iran who would like to have a little talk with you.

  • And here's why Bush has 4 more years

    There’s going to be so much wailing and gnashing of teeth, you’d think the Democrats were the ones that would set up a Theocracy. JasonUCF on Slashdot summed up wonderfully why the Democrats lost. And why they will continue to lose until they change drastically.

    I can’t find the right word. Annoyed? Depressed? Flustered? None of them carry the meaning for me.

    This was not Bush’s election to win. This was Kerry’s election to lose. And man, did he lose.

    When will the democratic party realize that they need to get in the game, play it tough? America doesn’t want a smarty pants North Eastener with a fake politican smile a mile wide. America obviously responds to the aw shucks grin, the not too einstein but firmly resolved mindset.

    When will we realize that whining about problems won’t work when the majority of the population doesn’t want to think about problems? They want a bed time story, and someone to turn the light on and off for them.

    When will the democrats grow a fucking backbone and nominate a real candidate? I swear this makes me think of the axiom that, at heart, democrats are goths. They love losing, and lamenting about losing.

    Kerry’s campaign was self destructing a week before it won Iowa. I don’t think they ever got a campaign together that worked. There was no clear delivery, no clear ideology, NO RESPONSE to the clear Republican attacks. When Kerry won the primary I was flabbergasted. I figured we probably wouldn’t win then, but I held out hope, I stood on street corners, I called people, I campaigned.

    A 4 million popular vote for an administration that admits no wrong, that has no coherent diplomatic policy, that has no coherent domestic policy. Why? Because 9/11 changed everything? Because we needed to “kick some ass abroad”? These are the responses I get from Bush voters. They don’t even know what the Clear Skies act is. They’re not familiar with North Korea. We have to find a way to dumb ourselves down into simple ideology. Easy digestible soundbites. It sounds ridiculous but I see no other way — 1992 was “The Economy, Stupid”, nothing else has worked. People don’t want to think about problems, they want to eat McD’s and watch Joey.

    I’m so… frustrated.

    I take issue with a LOT of what Dan Gilmore says today, but he’s got one good point I’ll agree with; maybe it’s actually time for a new party. And Nadar doesn’t count.

    Link to Slashdot comment

  • Why Kerry lost

    I love flickr; the meta nature of the photos you get with even the most cursory searches are bizarre. Here’s one that’s pretty damn weird (photo of a diseased fish, anyone?), and the comment for the photo is even better. To writ:

    Why Kerry lost:
    The refusal of the Democratic party to represent left/center mainstream values of peace, environment, small business, and innovation. Instead, homo-marriage, stem cell research, and minor issues that do not affect majority have hijacked the party. Homo-marriage lost Ohio for Kerry, and the next four years with it. Was it worth it? No, not for Matadors. Our natural resources will suffer for this. Our support is no longer worth it. You freaks are the new Nader. Get out! Time to take our party back!

    Link

  • The Big News

    It might take them a while, but eventually everyone will pick up on this. If Bush wins, the Republicans will have control of the White House, the Senate, and the House.

    Link

  • Australian Slang

    A long list of Australian Slang.

    It wasn’t easy but we’ve tried to include uniquely Australian slang here and to exclude British and American slang even though these are commonly used in Australia. We see no point in informing the world that “fridge” is Australian slang for a “refrigerator”.

    Here are a few that might come in handy:

    • Bog in: commence eating, to attack food with enthusiasm
    • Dunny: outside lavatory
    • Liquid laugh: vomit
    • Mystery bag: a sausage
    • Tinny: can of beer
    • Ute: utility vehicle, pickup truck

    [via J-Walk Blog]

  • Voting in AA

    No, no stories of improper voting procedures or anything like that. In fact, Ward 5 used the draw-a-line-put-it-in-the-machine scantronic (fantabulous!) machines. Slick as ever and (virtually) idiot proof, although Idiot R&D is working on that.

    No, the cool thing was a conversation I overheard while standing in a very short line at 4pm. A gentlemen was getting his ballot when one of the poll workers mentioed how busy they were (as he was handing the gentlemen ballot 1450-something). The gentlemen asked how many they usually get, and another poll worker stated “Usually about 400 or 500 for the day.”

  • Keep track of the elections

    CNN has a tacking center. No stats now, but soon I’m sure.

    Link

  • Wired Mag's Creative Commons CD

    A 320kbps MP3 version of November 2004’s freely distributable Wired Magazine cover CD – includes Beastie Boys, David Byrne, Dan The Automator, Gilberto Gil, Cornelius, and many more Creative Commons-licensed tracks for remixing, spreading – unmissable.

    I got this with my issue of Wired this month. It has a little bit of everything and well worth getting. Plus it’s legal and free; best of both worlds.

    Link [via LegalTorrents]

  • Yes, I'm really that dumb

    Ok, so I hosed this site. Boo me. I will be attempting to repost some of the original posts, manually entering the original time they were posted to recover my archive.

    Unfortunately, all comments are lost. I have them, I just don’t have a way to put them back with the posts. Sorry. Like I said, I really am that dumb.

    Mental note: Just stick with one tool; the tools just don’t play well together.