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  • Memo to Democrats: THIS is How You Should Sound

    “I refuse to be lectured on national security by people who are responsible for the most disastrous set of foreign policy decisions in the recent history of the United States. The other side likes to use 9/11 as a political bludgeon. Well, let’s talk about 9/11.

    And there’s a lot more. If someone, anyone, had spoken like this when Congress bent over and gave the administration everything they wanted, maybe we’d actually be fixing some crap around here and getting the hell out of Iraq. And bravo to Senator Obama for not taking that BS 9/11 crap from some pandering Bushie.

  • How to Cook Puerco Pibil with Rober Rodriguez

    I just HAVE to make this.

  • Firefox Download Day

    Firefox 3 drops today and Mozilla is trying to set a world record for downloads in one day. I’ve been using the release candidates for about a month now and really like some of the new features like bookmark tagging and the download manager.

    Grab your copy today, but not yet (8am EDT) and get a great browser and be part of the world record attempt by clicking on the logo below.

    Update: The official launch is 10am Pacific (1pm Eastern).

    Download Day

  • Google Reader adds optional Mark All Read

    Thanks Google, this is a very welcome addition to Reader.

  • Gov. Bobby Jindal, possible VP candidate and exorcist

    I won’t even try to summarize this, just go read the BoingBoing post or the Talking Points Memo post.

    Yeah, that exactly the kind of crazy we need in the White House.

  • How to Identify a potential Facebook friend from West Michigan

    • Status update includes the words “God, family, Dutch, coupon,” or “homosexual”.
    • Misspelled  interests which include “religioun, privalege” or obscene amounts of exclamation points.
    • Profile picture is of the newest child, the latest death, church steeple, or deer head.
    • Education includes a high school with the word “Christan” or county name in title.
    • Current job contains the words “farm”, “pastor”, “shift”, or “laid off”.
    • The person’s last name contains vowel combinations pronounceable only by descendants f Central-Northern Europeans.
    • Attended either of the following colleges: Hope, Calvin, Western, or Grand Valley.
  • One Function Review of the New Indiana Jones movie.

    (with apologies to anyone who actually can code)

    function toViewOrNotToView (seeFilmInTheatre) {

    int fanboi = 0;
    int literalism = 1;
    int alteredState = 0;
    int mentalAcuity = 1;

    //note, we can’t let mentalAcuity dip below 1 to operate machinery safely

    if (fanboi == 1 && alteredState ==1) {
    return 1;
    fanboi–;
    mentalAcuity–;

    }

    elseif (fanboi ==0 && alteredState == 1) {
    return 1;
    alteredstate = 0;
    mentalAcuity–;

    }

    elseif (fanboi == 0 && alteredState == 0 && literalism == 1) {
    return 0;
    alert (“How many more films must George Lucas ruin before he is stopped?”);

    //I know we’re not subtracting from mentalAcuity
    //here, but that should be covered in the viewDVDAtHome function

    }

    }

  • Ann Arboe Style Cheesecake

    The Old World Bakery in AA has Ann Arbor-style cheesecakes. What, pray tell, are these things? As always, we check the font of all knowledge, Wikipedia:

    Ann Arbor-style cheesecake Old World Bakery in Ann Arbor, Michigan, features a graham cracker crust which covers both the bottom and the 8 cm (3 inch) high side of the cheesecake. The lighter and creamier texture, which comes from a cream cheese and sour cream base, exhibits Ann Arbor’s famous air of superiority. [cite]

    Bwuhahahahha! That made my day. Thanks AAiOR and leighton for the laugh.

  • This is why West Virginia Doesn't Matter

    One rally and 5% of a state’s registered votes turned out for it. 75,000 people came out to see Barak Obama at one event.

    According to CNN, WV cast 337,045 votes in the Democratic primary spread between the two candidate. The rally attendees in Oregon represent 22.3% of cast votes in the WV primary. And Oregon has 52 delegates at stake, almost twice as many as West Virgina.

    There’s still a glimmer of hope that the ignorant won’t decide this next election. Fingers crossed.