Got your attention? Good. You took the time to surf over to this site and, let’s face it, you’re not reading something in the top 1,000,000 pages on the Web so you’re scraping bottom here. You obviously have the time.
Go pick a governor, vote on some propositions (PDF), maybe elect a judge or two. Just don’t sit on your butt all day and then slap your forehead at 8pm when the polls close.
Get up! Move it, buddy. See your ballot before you go. It’s easy now; I’ve done all but drop you in front of a voting booth and pointed where you should make your mark.
2 responses to “Go Vote, You Lazy Bastard”
To easy….. i think i will still pass. Being in the highest township in the state for turn out i cannot pass up to make the lazy people look bad. Enjoy the lines.
Pass? That's sad, man. You know better than that. You take more time to buy movie tickets. Get off your lazy ass and vote.