Monday in an IM

I don’t know why, but I found this conversation suprisingly lucid (and funny) for 8:30 on a Monday morning.

J– [8:34 AM]:
ok
Me [8:34 AM]:
ok?
J– [8:34 AM]:
so this girl is totally my doppelganger…
http://anchorednomad.blogspot.com/
J– [8:34 AM]:
i was SO looking at those sheets
Me [8:35 AM]:
really…
J– [8:35 AM]:
until i decided they weren’t chocolatey enough for my color sceme
J– [8:35 AM]:
and the ikea kitchen bar..it’s just creepy
other than her terrible taste in artwork
Me [8:35 AM]:
weren’t chocolatey enough?
J– [8:35 AM]:
but that’s pretty subjective anyway
J– [8:36 AM]:
meaning….all chocolate – no white
J– [8:36 AM]:
do you like her sheets?
Me [8:36 AM]:
and the huge circles
Me [8:36 AM]:
if I say yes, do I get in trouble?
J– [8:36 AM]:
no
Me [8:36 AM]:
no
J– [8:36 AM]:
LOL
J– [8:36 AM]:
well good. i ‘ll stick with all chocolate then
Me [8:36 AM]:
doh
J– [8:37 AM]:
what?
Me [8:37 AM]:
i’m blogging this conversation btw
J– [8:37 AM]:
you are?
Me [8:37 AM]:
well, i will
J– [8:37 AM]:
why? is it that funny?
Me [8:37 AM]:
is to me… if you want something witty for the world to see, now’s your chance
J– [8:40 AM]:
er, no, that’s too much pressure for a monday morning

2 responses to “Monday in an IM”

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    You should be happy, you're the inspiration for potentially thousands of dollars of expeditures at our place. Ikea alone could split their stock once we get done copying taking hints from the photos you posted.