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How to Identify a potential Facebook friend from West Michigan

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Status update includes the words “God, family, Dutch, coupon,” or “homosexual”. Misspelled  interests which include “religioun, privalege” or obscene amounts of exclamation points. Profile picture is of the newest child, the latest death, church steeple, or deer head. Education includes a high school with the word “Christan” or county name in title. Current job contains […]

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One Function Review of the New Indiana Jones movie.

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(with apologies to anyone who actually can code) function toViewOrNotToView (seeFilmInTheatre) { int fanboi = 0;int literalism = 1;int alteredState = 0;int mentalAcuity = 1; //note, we can’t let mentalAcuity dip below 1 to operate machinery safely if (fanboi == 1 && alteredState ==1) {return 1;fanboi–;mentalAcuity–; } elseif (fanboi ==0 && alteredState == 1) {return […]

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Ann Arboe Style Cheesecake

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The Old World Bakery in AA has Ann Arbor-style cheesecakes. What, pray tell, are these things? As always, we check the font of all knowledge, Wikipedia: Ann Arbor-style cheesecake Old World Bakery in Ann Arbor, Michigan, features a graham cracker crust which covers both the bottom and the 8 cm (3 inch) high side of […]

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'Expelled' is a piece of crap

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How do I know? Because even the Grand Rapids Freaking Press panned, no, outright insulted the movie. This is a newspaper steeped in the Christian orthodoxy which the film touts and published in the heart of Christian Reformed bigotry and ID adherents. A sample: The film frames scientists who oppose I.D. as hypocrites […] thus […]