Because it’s not authentic until some crappy American franchise does it. Isn’t that like Bennigan’s trying to get into Ireland? Oh, damn, that already happened. Erm, hmm… Mongolian Grill in Mongolia? Damn it. Let’s go big. Beer in Jesusland? Crap. I give up.
Facebook has proven to be an interesting toy. I don’t buy all the hype, but it is certainly an interesting idea. As such, I’ve tried to use it in a spartan manner, putting in basic and mostly public information, seeing what happens. One thing that annoys me already is sort of a bitchy complaint, but.. […]
Is a person is able to create non-sentient life (say, a bacterium), what does that do to your worldview? This is not an endorsement of the experiment in question, but more a moral quandary. Eventually, someone will figure out how to combine the right amino acids and energy to create a non-theoretical lifeform. Since creation […]
You’ve heard of LOLCATS. You’ve heard of I Can Has Cheezburger. You may even have heard of LOLPRESIDENT (epic Fark thread). Now, there is HALOCATS. If you haven’t played Halo 3, this will not be funny. The Internet, opiate for the masses.
10. Drive. Not to advocate something illegal, but it is damn hard to drive while drunk. Motor vehicles require surprising amounts of coordination to keep either between the lines or even on the pavement. If you can avoid doing it, avoid doing it. 9. Type. This post brought to you by automatic spell-checking and the […]
Say goodbye to your Saturday. Link
Of all the stupid things, if the State can’t work out a budget by next Monday, “non-essential services” will start to be shut down. So, when you can’t renew your license at the Sec. of State, you also won’t be able to drown your sorrows as package liquor distribution will stop. You can still buy, […]
This site is now running WordPress 2.3, thanks to the new upgrade; check out the link for a huge feature list. Of note (and the reason for this post) is the new native tagging system. After trying to get Ultimate Tag Warrior working on this site, and giving up, WP now has it built in. […]
Well, 2 months and then some. After buying the new computer, I was all gung ho to be a Vista-guy. I’m no fanboy, but I do like Windows (yeah yeah). It’s familiar, it’s easy to use, and I have tons of software from work that conveniently ports to my home machine. So, what’s Vista like […]
Our Lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will br drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill Against us. And lead us not into incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. […]