Situations Under Which You Automatically Lose

• 180 pound man, 3 ton truck.
• You begin a sentence with “In Azeroth/$MAJOR_CITY/Europe…”
• You end a sentence with “…, trust me.”
• Invoking religion as an argument for or against anything.
• …or abortion…
• …or hunting…
• …or pie. (Don’t ask)
• Using “Don’t ask” as an out for a meaningless joke.
• Any web-like term comes up in casual conversation and you get a silly grin on your face.
• “I heard IE7 supports something called Are-Ess-Ess??” *stupid grin*
• Pointing out the disproportionate treatment of a sibling in order to gain a favorable outcome with a parent.
• e.g. “You never did that for $SIBLING!” “Well, I’m doing it for you!”

Feel free to pile on.