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  • Chelsea Loses One Of Its Own In Iraq

    Lance Cpl. Clifford R. Collinsworth, of Chelsea, was killed Saturday in the Anbar province, Iraq. Lance Cpl. Collinsworth was 20 years old.

    All our best wishes to his family and friends here in Chelsea. This is a close-knit community and his loss will be felt by many people here.

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  • Monty Python star has cancer

    Terry Jones has bowel cancer. His doctors believe they’ve caught it early, though, so things may not be as bad as they could.

    This is the second Python so far with cancer; Graham Chapman died in 1989 from throat cancer.

    Jones has always, to me, been the Python who quietly drove the troupe with his ideas, despite never catapulting to stardom as John Cleese and Michael Palin have. His commentaries on the Python experience (and outside of the Pythons) are always insightful.

    Best wishes and a speedy recovery to Terry.

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  • 7-2

    Schooled by a rookie pitcher and a lot of unnecessary errors.

    Bring on Kenny Rogers. Bring on Game 2.

  • STL 5 – DET 1

    Verlander is out (finally), but the Tigers, I fear, have lost this game.

  • Go Tigers!

    22 years and the Series is back is Motown. Bless you boys.

  • The Shame of The Nation

    Magna Carta required the king to renounce certain rights, respect certain legal procedures and accept that the will of the king could be bound by law. Link

    Oh how far we have fallen. Tuesday will be remembered as one of the saddest days in the legislative life of this country. Tuesday, by law, the President (a single, elected official) has the ability to indefinitely detain, incarcerate and torture anyone. Anyone. All this frothing about how it’s only aliens is a cover to the real, central issue. Today, representatives of your rights allowed your right to be taken away. Watch Olbermann for the scenario where you’re the one who gets picked up as an “unlawful combatant”.
    It is immoral, it is reprehensible, and it is a travesty to the memory of hundreds of thousands of fallen men and women who laid down their lives so this generation, the generation currently buckling to the war-mongering power grabs of a corrupt government, can claim to live in safety.

    This country should be more than ashamed. This country should be more than guilt-stricken. This country should be in mourning. Mourning the passing of ideals. Mourning the passing of the American dream. Mourning the death of Freedom.

    We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.
    Stewart L. Udall

    Indeed, we have lost the ability to evaluate our own minds, or hold thoughts that go beyond our small sphere of effect. Most Americans will not feel the impact of this law, either for good or bad. But the American people have allowed a precedent to be set. We have allowed our government to strip our freedoms without so much as a march or a thought of opposition. We yawned in the face of a President granting himself almost dictatorial powers. Those who stood up for the ideals were labeled as lovers of terrorism or, worse and most ironically, traitors.
    I say this with all sincerity. I would rather a dozen terrorists go free than one person be held in my name and be tortured by mistake.

    We have one tool left to fight this despicable turn of events: we can still vote. Despite faulty machines, an overwhelming voice cannot be tampered with. We can’t vote out the President, but we can vote out anyone who supported him in this bid to wipe out the basic freedoms all Americans enjoyed, up until yesterday.

    Michiganders, Pete Hoekstra supports this policy. Vernon Ehlers, David Camp, Fred Upton, John Schwarz, Michael Rogers, Joseph Knollenberg, Candice Miller, and Thaddeus McCotter all support this policy. Debby Stabenow, a Democrat, supports this policy. Every one of them deserves to be voted out of office.

    Countrymen, find your representative on either the House or Senate voting records. If they voted Aye, vote them out. This is not how America thinks. This is not how America acts. Have we learned nothing from the past? Are we so blind that party loyalty is all we see? If you are religious, is this how your god wants you to treat your fellow man, as a punching bag? No level of safety is worth compromising our conscience. No enemy is so dangerous that we have to wound ourselves in their pursuit. If we, as a country, believe that the ends justify the means then the “war on terror” is already lost.

  • Situations Under Which You Automatically Lose

    • 180 pound man, 3 ton truck.
    • You begin a sentence with “In Azeroth/$MAJOR_CITY/Europe…”
    • You end a sentence with “…, trust me.”
    • Invoking religion as an argument for or against anything.
    • …or abortion…
    • …or hunting…
    • …or pie. (Don’t ask)
    • Using “Don’t ask” as an out for a meaningless joke.
    • Any web-like term comes up in casual conversation and you get a silly grin on your face.
      • “I heard IE7 supports something called Are-Ess-Ess??” *stupid grin*
    • Pointing out the disproportionate treatment of a sibling in order to gain a favorable outcome with a parent.
      • e.g. “You never did that for $SIBLING!” “Well, I’m doing it for you!”

    Feel free to pile on.

  • Screw Your Family Values!

    Why? Because I’m now classed as a “nonfamily household“. According to the last US Census, “…for the first time, a new survey has shown that traditional marriage has ceased to be the preferred living arrangement in the majority of US households.”

    By the numbers this means that 50.2% of households weren’t comprised of traditionally married couples but instead were made up of selfish single men and women and heathens such as myself and J–, unmarried cohabitants, and homosexual couples. But the really fun stat is this:

    By comparison, the number of traditional households with married couples at their core stood at slightly more than 55.2 million, or 49.8 percent of the total.

    That’s right, we out number you by 0.4%! And the really significant figure: this represents a drop in traditionally married households from 52% in six years.

    Reading towards the bottom of the article, though, reveals some of the philosophical takes on this data. Take the conclusions drawn by Stephanie Coontz, head of the Council on Contemporary Families:

    “The growing length of time partners spend with only each other for company, in some instances, has made individuals less willing to put up with an unhappy marriage, while women’s economic independence makes it less essential for them to do so,”

    Did she just imply that longer life expectancy and the financial independence of women are bad because it impacts contemporary families?

  • Endger's Game, Anyone?

    For anyone who’s read Ender’s Game, this commercial for Nerf’s new sniper rifle will send an extra chill down your spine.

    And I so want one.

    [via Penny Arcade] 

  • Oughtta Be In Pictures

    Who wouldn’t buy a bag of dog food with that face on the bag?

    Purina, Alpo, Science Diet, shoot me an email!